Friday, 25 September 2009

Sex, Free Porn, Britney Spears and Me



This post will not be including any of the above. I'm just trying to boost my numbers. If when you arrive here you could click on some of my adverts and maybe read a few posts and advise your friends to do so too then I would be most grateful.

Seriously, how does one publicise a blog without such low tactics or a vast publicity budget? The only solution I can think of is to either get myself a celebrity girlfriend and be seen on her arm regularly or just wait until Jordan or Katie Price, whatever she is calling herself now, has dated every other sentient and heterosexual man in the British isles and gets around to me. By my calculation that can't be too far away actually. Of course the risk is that, during a weekend in which she was momentarily out of the headlines, she might accuse me of having raped or beaten her but that kind of goes with the territory. She probably includes it in her pre-nuptial contracts, or indeed her pre-nookie contracts.

So I'm not ashamed of including her name and picture on this blog. One does what one has to do to get one's numbers up. For the record I have never set eyes on Ms Price except every time that I have been into a newsagent. Even then I always used protection, I simply shouted 'I'll be bad for your career' as loud as I could until I was out of earshot.
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