Monday, 9 January 2017
Tales of Vlad the Botoxed: The Real Reason that Edward Snowden Was Offered Sanctuary
Edward Snowden, the crook who stole the property of the US government claiming that he was striking some kind of blow for freedom and democracy, famously sought refuge in Russia. In days gone by he would have been called a defector and of course a traitor. That is certainly what Russia thinks of him.
But it is a little known fact that Vlad only wanted him to come to Russia because he heard that he knew some of the cheat codes for video games. He was told that an IT professional had stolen secrets from America and was on the run and so he offered him refuge in return to for codes to get Lara Croft naked and get to the final stage of Call of Duty.