Tuesday, 3 January 2017
Tales of Vlad the Botoxed: Vlad Only Has One Ball
During a judo bout several years ago now, President Putin - Vlad the Botoxed - received a stray kick to the groin that caused him enormous pain. As any man knows, while this can be excruciatingly painful it soon passes. In Vlad's case however the pain never completely subsided. Upon seeing his doctor a few hours later it was determined that the kick had done serious damage to his testicle and he was rushed to hospital for surgery. The testicle could not be repaired and had to be removed.
Consequently Vlad, like Hitler his fellow dictator, now only has one ball.